The farmer bar

Tough on grime. Easy on the nose.

Grease. Dirt. Dust. Tractor grime. Mystery stains you’re probably better off not identifying.

The Farmer Bar was made for people who actually get dirty.

Scented with a rugged blend of sandalwood and vanilla, it helps turn that “I’ve been working in the barn since sunrise” aroma into something a little more acceptable around civilized company.

And because we know farmers can agree on almost everything except the colour of their tractor, we’ve got you covered there too.

🚜 Team Green? Grab yourself a green Farmer Bar.

🚜 Team Red? You guessed it — we’ve got a red one.

🚜 Staying out of the argument? Go beige and keep the peace at the coffee shop.

Same Farmer Bar. Same sandalwood and vanilla scent. Same mission: get the farm off you before you come in the house.

We can’t promise it'll fix everything a hard day's work throws at you—but we can promise you'll smell a whole lot better afterward.

Because at the end of the day, it’s better to be the best-smelling farmer on the block than smell like the pig pen.